Anyone for France in June 2006 ?

[Redeye]

This will end in tears  :idiot2:

[S Barker]

Can you fart loudly, and on command?
Repeatedly & Musically !

Do you mind sharing a bed with a strange man?
Depends how good looking he is !

Can you swear in at least two languages?
Not only swear but I have the ability to send some nationalities - the French in particular -  into fits of incandescent rage with only a few chosen words ( I spent 7 months of the 86/87 ski season working in Val D'isere, not to far from Jausiers.)

Can you fall stylishly off a bike whilst travelling at under 10mph, and remain unhurt?
Fall off - yes, unhurt -occasionally, stylish - never.

Can you drink to excess? (- if no, are you prepared to try it?)
Unfortunately not, had to give it up a while back.

Can you cook an edible breakfast and evening meal at least once whilst there?
Better than edible and no problem with more than once (one of the advantages of not suffering from hangovers - See above).

Can you pee up a wall higher than 5' (1525mm)?
Yes, but at my age you have to wait a while.

[Redeye]

You'll fit in well  :crazy2:

Just be sure to make a quick exit at any time gaffer tape is mentioned  :rofl

[happychappy]

Please... All Rise for the "Fourth Musketeer"....come on down sbarker  :slowclap: :slowclap: (if you riding kit is a dark shade of brown, we could call you the "Dark Tan Yin" (apologies to Alexandre Dumas)

Remarkable pass rate on the above test, and as Red says, you will fit in well

Hi de Hi  <hotdog

[loudpedal]

Hi Happy

Don't forget us Norn Iron ones on our way home from VIM
We will be in you area around Monday or Tuesday the 5th or 6th of June
hope you got a big lawn to pitch tents in.


Loudpedal

[happychappy]

loudpedal; I don't know if there's grass around our abode;- the mate's booked it through his RCI Holiday Club thingy, so it might even be so exclusive as to be in it's own grounds (-to keep touring riff-raff out, you understand).

There might be a campsite in the village? It appears to be an area favoured by walkers / hikers / campers?

It would be good to meet up, and maybe run part of the way towards Italy with you.

[loudpedal]

Hi Happy

Keep your ear to the ground re camping
it will be on our way back from VIM that we may  be calling
But You could maybe meet us somewhere in Italy and lead us to your humble abode


Lets talk nearer the time when plans are a little more formed


Loudpedal

[happychappy]

Oh...well alright then, if you insist  :coolsmiley: Better send me your route plan for the run back from Italy, as VFR-man is ALREADY programming routes / runs into his GPS 

How "anal" is that ? Where's the fun in foreign touring if you know where you're going  :crazy2:

I will have a scoof about for campsites and the like.

[happychappy]

Offski!   :yahoo: :yahoo:

Ready to roll in half an hour, and sbarker will be on his way to meet me + the other musketeers at Scotch Corner for tea & tiffin.

See youse in 10 days  :yahoo: :yahoo:

[Blahhhh]

Have a crakin time HC

[MacValk]

You will have left by the time you read this HC,.... so hope you had a good time :good:

[Ralph W]

You will have left by the time you read this HC,....

:idiot2: 

[MacValk]

:idiot2: 

Yeh,.... by the time he has read it, he will be back from his trip, therefore he hasn't read it before he departed, therefore I hope he had a good trip, past tense. Therefore you are a Donkey  :beee: :bebebe:

[Silver Fox]

Wish I was with you mate....enjoy and be safe

[happychappy]

Back home safe this afternoon (albeit on a breakdown trailer  )

A brilliant time had by all, some photoies to follow in good time.

Chain snapped at Lesmahagow on the M74, 50 miles from home  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Smashed the hugger, dinged-up the inside of the exhaust good & proper, and a couple of scratches on some plastic bits.

Oh well, let's see if Carole Nash wants to pay for any of the repairs?